Sunday, 20 March 2011

Thursday Night's Darts Overshadowed By "Man Handled Grinder" Incident

There was outrage last night from "Grinding" groups of all types (dance and engineering), as it came to light that a fellow unnamed contestant had felt another unnamed contestants "grinder". One of the unnamed contestants Mickey"The Brickie" was set to make his debut when the other unnamed contestant, announced to a stunned audience and official players the he had "touched Mickeys grinder". A gob smacked by-stander  explained: "Shmo-key was talking to a fellow contestant, then, all of a sudden announced he'd touched "The Brickie's" grinder". He went to go on "I think Smo-key will be watching what he says in future although it was one hell of an entertaining 10 mins".
   It's not the first time that shmo-key has felt the wrath of other players, last year he'd announced "he wouldn't f%$* his own mother" never mind another contestants. This incident was swept under the carpet to stop the national papers getting hold of it and causing a divide between players mums.

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