Well tickle my Nobby Stiles with a cactus and spray deep heat on my nads I don’t think anything else could bring me round from the shocks of last week at the PALly, Rich was obviously inspired by the thought of all his GILF fans and what has happened to the Dark Destroyer ? The once infallible is now mortal and surely there for the taking. Double Top showed he is no mug as well grabbing a draw with the legend that is ….LETHAL.
All in all it was one of the best nights of the TNPLD and topped off by the first tonaitee by the Hammer which was met with stunned silence by the normally raucous crowd (actually noone was taking any notice or particularly cared everyone expected he would do it one day anyway ).
A new fund is being set up the BBABSNDBCHICACEBO Fund (Buy Belly A Brand Spanking New DartBoard Cos His Is Crap And Causes Endless Bounce Outs Fund). All donations would be gratefully appreciated because lets face it, its like throwing at a …….. like thing type circular thing with wires on that when you hit the wire your darts bounce out type sort of thing!!!
The Batchelor is still a batchelor but is making a real fist of it to keep his sex life going.
Brettney the Spears has announced his World Dance Tour of Working Mens Clubs kicking off in Cardiff WMC.(This can be seen on Youtube Videos as his routine appears on the Utah Saints – Something Good 08 video – watch it ). If the Spears threw the arrers as well as he grooved he would walk the TNPLD.
Finally, news just in The Flinging Arrers Cup (FA Cup) will provisionally take place at Holgate Club on Friday 20th May 2011 anyone with issues should contact either Lethal, The Hammer or The Spears.
Good Arrers
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