First up saw The bachelor against The brickie. Pablo who is gradually crawling up the league to join the midtable battle was again without his trusty sidekick, but with 2 games in a night never had chance to stop and think about his pooch sat at home all alone licking his balls. Mickey on the other hand had another worry, could his £50 darts do the business?. After a champagne ceromony of unveiling the darts from their case which actually looked more like a hitmans gun case it was time to proceed. Mickey obviously bearing the weight of his wifes words that she "wants tropheys" struck first but only after some quite wild throwing. Pablo then proceeded to make mickey suffer taking a 3-2 lead. Could the 50 quiders secure their first point, was the money worth it. NO! Pablo running out a 4-2 winner and securely placing himself in the midtable wranglings.
Next up Scared a you vs The spears. This years man in form was surely.confident about this one. With back to back wins Mart (66) was looking like a champion elect. The cider swilling connaseur firmly looks like he could take the coveted title, especially with games in hand over the leaders. With him hammering the treble 20's like barca hammered man u, the man known as the c#@t was going to take some beating. Brett on the other hand was going through a torrid time, back to back losses saw the early season runner struggle to take any points of late. With his shed ransacked full of crap, he hasn't had a chance to get in some much needed practice on his home board. This looks to be having a detrimental effect on his game but hopefully with home advantage next week, Mart will get round and clear it out and give brett some time on the board. Well this game was one way traffic. Mart (66) took all four games to beat brett 4-0 and also took the best season ave. for a match of 42.49. Putting mart into a great position with only a matter of games left.
Next up Double top vs The hammer. Big game for double top, again another player battling it out mid table for the coveted 6th place. Dan having a crazy up and down first season must of felt like the gods were on his side after last weeks fantastic draw against the destroyer. A much needed win was on the agenda as with pablo winning and brett and mickey losing it was a chance for the van gogh of tatooing to do some damage. The hammer meanwhile was optimistic. Arriving at the event feeling quite content he also needed a win to keep the distance between him and Mart (67) as far wide as possible. Now not wearing the "compulsary" uniform,
worried he might get grebbed on by the kids who reside in that vicinity, Jase proceeded to the oche, but with Dan banging in nearest bull he got the honors to go first. Unfortunately for double top the hammer was on form hitting dan for 4 to give the second whitewash of the evening. With an ave. of 42.49, miraculously the same as Marts the previous game he was surely happy to prove a point to the grumbleweeds decendant.
Now this was the biggy of the night. Thursday night premier league darts upset of the year returning for a second match up. Shmo-key vs the destroyer. Might vs minion, david vs goliath, gut vs gut!. With Rich taking the last encounter to a 3-3 draw, could he this time go one better and defeat the shakey destroyer. Rich yet to find his first win was on home ground, unrattled and ready for battle. Belly looked nervous, especially after last weeks fasade of either scorer or player error. He couldn't afford to let this slip, now that mart (68) and jase had previously won both their games and with mart due to throw again next game. But the game couldn't of started worse, rich taking a 1-0 lead and belly using the f1 key (0 pts shortcut on the scorer) no less than 6 times. Next leg got no better with the f1 key getting more hammer than imogen, belly was now been resembled to f1 star jenson "f1" button. He took that leg... Just. Third leg looked like the old destroyer, hammering in a sub twenty darter to make it 2-1. But then the f1 curse hit back and again producing another 40+ darter and using the f1 key no less than 7 times neal was been dubbed "belly button" due to his love of the "f1". It didnt get any better all to say that button ran out a not so deserved 4-1 winner and rich now having to etch f1 on his keyboard due to the overuse of that certain key.
Last game was 2 already warmed up players. Bachelor vs Scared a you. Pablo on a decent run and mart also on a decent run left the crowds anticipating a good game. Not to be. Mart running out a 4-0 winner but with an ave of 48.summat he made everyone else in that garage look like retarded dwarfs with what can only be described as mouth watering darts. Sorry but cant be bothered writing anymore, im weeny tired and need a right bab so until next week folks. STAY LUCKY!
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