Gloves Stolen From Venue

A cold handed thief stole a pair of cosy weeny warm gloves from the Ally Pal-ly late last night according to North Yorkshire Police. The incident left Semi professional darter Jase"The Hammer"Holtby with mild blue-ing of the hands, also know as corned beef syndrome, fighting for his darting career. Top surgeon, Ivanta Stichyouup said The Hammer was only weeks away from losing both his hands, but fortunately his wife had left the heating on and he soon came out of his "cold like state". Police are urging for witnesses to come forward.