Jon Woodall On The Affect Of TNPLD's Across Great Britain

Jon Woodall Roving reporter; " Today I ventured out into the midst to find out what affect the TNPLD has had on the population and the massive influence the website has had on the general public. I was amazed and astounded at the response. My first interview was with a vagrant who when asked what he thought of the TNPLD, simply p*ss%d his pants and asked for 10p for a cup of tea. Next up was Gladys Smurtwaite President of the SRGFC (Shmo-king Rich Goldsmith Fan Club) who said " We at the SRGFC over 60s section dont really care about the darts we just want to know if fuzzy face is interested in GILFs". Next up Gibbo lookalike Lethal Weapons wife Steph who when asked what she thought of our Thursday night get togethers said " I love it when Jon's at darts it gives me the chance to read through Nursing Homes Weekly so I can find somewhere suitable for the old giffer to live." Three interviews and no-one seemed to be talking about the arrers so I ventured to Glasgow to seek out that fine proud Scottish legend of darts Gary Anderson whose passion for his sport and representing his country are beyond measure, surely he would give me a darts interview. Unfortunately I arrived to be told he now lived in Somerset. My search so far had been fruitless but then the legend of darts himself Sid Waddell came into my presence and told me of his admiration for The Destroyers start to the season with that belter of a line "This fella is not giving nowt away, he wouldnt even give you a drop of his sweat if you were dying of thirst." Finally I came across a true fan of the TNPLD Mr Gary Fentiman who has followed the blog religiously since its inception and was honoured when asked for his thoughts as it has been his lifelong ambition for the past .......... well couple of weeks.........to appear on the website. Sadly it appears as a result of my search that Gary is the only fan of the blog, however,he had this to say " After following the blog for a few weeks now I was starting to realise that the royal game of darts was going back to its hallowed beer swilling roots. That was until I read with horror that RULE 32/1.4 had been broken by someone allowing the other half to ruin a perfectly good male bonding session. The shopping trip could of been used as an excuse if the circumstances were, There was no beer, crisps or peanuts in the house but shopping for clothes is just an excuse for a FAGGOT." It appears that the Destroyer is not that popular with everyone. Good arrers lads

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